Den första juni 1997 publiceras i Chicago Tribune
en artikel ("Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young") av kolumnisten Mary Schmich som kom att få ett märkligt efterspel. Schmich skriver att det i varje vuxen finns en person som brinner av längtan att till unga människor på väg ut i livet någon gång få hålla ett tal, späckat med goda råd grundade på egna erfarenheter. Själv har hon aldrig haft den möjligheten men tillåter sig att fantisera om hur ett sådant tal skulle kunna se ut. Den text som sedan följer är en besynnerlig blandning av stort och smått, humor och allvar, djupsinne och självklarhet. Men uppenbarligen fångar den något för många läsare väsentligt och den sprids snart över världen via tusentals email under namnet "The Sunscreen Speech". Tidigt etableras som vore den sanning föreställningen att detta skulle vara ett anförande av Kurt Vonnegut inför avgångsstudenter vid det prestigetyngda Michigan Institute of Technology. Under sensommaren 1997 får den i Australien bosatte filmproducenten Baz Luhrmann kännedom om texten och med hjälp av Quindon Tarver och den okände skådespelaren Lee Perry sätter Luhrmann så musik till den. Resultatet blir den över sju minuter långa "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen". För lång för att kunna hanteras av kommersiella radiostationer når låten bara lokal ryktbarhet i Australien och faller sedan i glömska. Men under vintern 1999 dyker en nedkortad version upp i USA och i mars glider "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen" från ingenstans upp till plats 52 på US Top 100. Texten finns att läsa på många håll på Internet men nästan alltid utan att rätt person anges som upphovsman. Därför har vi här på Tippet Online beslutat att också publicera "The Sunscreen Speech" men med tydlig referens till den som äras bör - Mary Theresa Schmich. Läs den. Den är ett märkligt aktstycke. Rolig, varm, tänkvärd och elegant. Kanske är det ett ödets ironi att den enda punkt på vilken Schmich med hänvändelse till vetenskapen vågar vara helt säker på sin sak idag är högst tvivelaktig. Enligt nyare rön gör nämligen solskyddsmedel ibland mer skada än nytta.

Mary Theresa Schmich
The Sunscreen Speech

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 97 - wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh never mind, you will not understand the power and the beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in twenty years, you will look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as affective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other peoples' hearts;
don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealously, sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can, don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance.
Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room.
Read the directions even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings.
They are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old and when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse but you'll never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're forty, it will look eighty-five.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia.
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Den över sju minuter långa originalversionen av "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen" finns att lyssna på direkt (Real Player) eller hämta hem i mp3-format på Baz Luhrmann's egen sida. Mary Schmich's originalartikel och egna kommentarer kring den makalösa historien finns hos Chicago Tribune.